McGraves

You know how people like to call the person they’re romantically involved with their “best friend”? I hate that shit. I’m married, and that’s weird, but I am not gonna make it weirder by calling my spouse my best friend. I mean, you don’t have sex with your best friend, right?

Anyway,THIS is my best friend. Isn’t she great? 

theburntbits:

GPOYW:

Working from home has its perks. 

I’m acting like I just won the fucking lottery.

Forreal for real

The outside looking in is so much easier. Also, I should probably start a page for my real thoughts.

double bacon burger, anyone?

kenyatta:

Unpopular Opinion Rick Perry

(via andrealessi)

thingsorganizedneatly:

SUBMISSION: Camping Essentials

ed: Among other things, sure. I like the sleeve/branch interaction.

so perfect

(Source: heidivanderlee, via thefrogman)

mikeythemethmatician:

Can we please talk about how scary it is the Katy Perry’s face on Paula Deen’s head still looks like Paula Deen? Cause…

im crying

(Source: joelberto, via andrealessi)

The Ghost Of Netflix Past

(who takes pictures of herself in the mirror)

I gotta give it to Costco for consistent branding! This email makes me feel exactly like I’m in a Costco: anxious and claustrophobic.